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What’s a fun way to spend a Sunday evening? Thinking long and hard about yesterday’s Arsenal loss, trying to measure embarrassment for a Premier League team, and figure out what it encompasses. Quickly enough, I came up with a method that you can all discuss at your pleasure; the working title (and possibly permanent title) is the Expectation-Embarrassment Index.
I came up with a rubric, including some objective and subjective measurements of a team’s success. I accepted that this would be an evolving measurement; it’s not going to reflect one moment of success or failure, but sustained periods. That said, one can grow out of embarrassment or grow into it, so much like the Premier League table, things are subject to change but only as a result of the games left on the schedule. The four areas of judgment, which combine for a score of 50, are:
- Last five games, all competitions (score out of 15): A pretty easy thing to measure, and a pretty easy judgment of success and embarrassment. You’re probably less embarrassing if you’re winning.
- Meeting expectations (score out of 25): In a sports context, meeting expectation is mostly the ballgame. Exceeding expectations is a great measure of success, and probably keeps you as far away from embarrassment as you can manage, but meeting expectations isn’t inherently bad if some are exceeding their own expectations. As a result, I awareded 20 points to anyone meeting their expectations and the extra five points one could earn went to teams exceeding expectations.
- Entertainment value (score out of 5): We may accept that football isn’t about winning pretty, but we love to assign beauty to winners. (I didn’t miss the debate in the Hoddle last week about whether or not José Mourinho’s style is entertaining or not.) If you’re entertaining, you’re definitely not embarrassing, but if you’re boring, people will find a way to put an asterisk next to your victories. At the end of the day, though, it isn’t everything so even if you get a low score here, you’re not losing a ton of points.
- Can you handle losing? (score out of 5): Again, this isn’t the most valuable thing but if you’re not a good loser, it can look pretty embarrassing. There are a few ways to be bad at losing, too; Jürgen Klopp deflecting and blaming a reporter for his team’s fatigue is not decorating himself in glory, and neither is Mikel Arteta’s delusional talk of crosses.
A note that the criteria is listed in order of tiebreak power: last five games is the first tiebreaker, expectation is second, entertainment value third, and handling a loss last.
Clearly, the more points you have, the more respectable (and further away from embarrassment) you just so happen to be. Without further ado, the Premier League teams per my Expectation-Embarrassment Index:
- West Ham United, 47 points
- Southampton, 45 points
- Tottenham Hotspur, 42 points
- Leicester City, 41 points
- Aston Villa, 39 points
- Newcastle, 36 points
- Everton, 36 points
- Crystal Palace, 35 points
- Leeds United, 33 points
- Liverpool, 32 points
- Fulham, 32 points
- Manchester City, 29 points
- Chelsea, 29 points
- Burnley, 29 points
- Brighton, 28 points
- Manchester United, 26 points
- Wolverhampton Wanderers, 24 points
- West Bromwich Albion, 24 points
- Arsenal, 15 points
- Sheffield United, 9 points
It’s a lot of information to throw at you at once, so I won’t bombard you with the breakdown of the rankings. I am happy to break it down in the comments, though (and if you really want, just drop the breakdown in there).
tl;dr: Introducing the Premier League Expectation-Embarrassment Index, something I came up with quickly and had a lot of fun compiling.
Stay informed, watch this:Olympic runner Alexi Pappas on her battle with depression, produced by Lindsey Crouse and Alexander Stockton for The New York Times
Links of the Day
Arsenal’s Jen Beattie was diagnosed with breast cancer, and has been playing while receiving treatment.
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Borussia Dortmund sacked Lucien Favre, ending his two year spell at the club.
MLS referee Kathryn Nesbitt became the first woman to referee a championship match in men’s professional sports in North America during Saturday’s MLS Cup final.
The Guardian shared its top female footballers of 2020.
A longer read: Ed Aarons and Kale Stockwell on how FIFA is lax on its own transfer policies, allowing exploitation and rule breaking to go unpunished for The Guardian
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Result: Crystal Palace 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur
Date: 13 December 2020
Venue: Selhurst Park
Tottenham Hotspur missed an opportunity to give themselves more breathing space at the top of the Premier League standings after being held to a 1-1 draw by Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park on Sunday.
Tottenham started the game on the front foot and had a number of chances only to be denied by some brilliance from Vicente Guaita, who made a string of top quality saves to keep the Eagles in the game.
Serge Aurier’s low cross was deflected on its way through and reached an unmarked Tanguy Ndombele on the penalty spot, but his first-time effort was parried by a fantastic one-handed stop by the Crystal Palace goalkeeper.
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And then a corner-kick was taken right to Harry Kane, who beat Jeffrey Schlupp on the jump and made a great contact with his header but the goalkeeper was equal to it as he palmed it away.
But in the 23rd minute, Spurs would not be denied as they took a deserved lead. Son Heung-Min was allowed to make a vertical run through midfield before laying it off to Kane well outside the penalty area. The Tottenham striker winded up and cracked a shot which swerved and deceived the goalkeeper.
Shortly before the interval Ebe Eze shifted his weight inside the penalty area to open a bit of room ahead of Toby Alderweireld, but his curling effort to the far post smacked off the post and rolled out.
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After taking the lead, Spurs had opted to sit back instead of going for the killer blow and it came back to cost them as Roy Hodgson's men equalised in the 81st minute. Eze whipped a curling free-kick into the penalty area from the left corner of the penalty area, beating the first man and dipping down in front of Hugo Lloris with real venom. The goalkeeper could only chest it down awkwardly for the incoming Schlupp, who bundled it over for a dramatic leveller.
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